Voicemail

-- get this Blighted thing to work? Oh! I don't hear a tone. Is it on? I think it's on.

Hello! I'm Merrill. They tell me I'm supposed to talk into this thing, and people can leave messages for me here? I'm not sure how that works, but it'd be so nice if you did!

There! I've said it. Now I have to figure out how to stop this . . . Creators, how am I going to remember how to get to my messages if --